WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
mAYOR STUBBS
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
Forever reblog.
Have you ever:
1. Skipped class? yes
2. Done drugs? no
3. Self harmed? no
4. Drank? no
5. Shoplifted? no
6. Gotten a tattoo? no
7. Broken up with someone? yeah :/
What’s your favorite:
8. Show? the mentalist
9. Movie? marlie and me
10. Song? Movements by rce
11. Tumblr? jacob saul portillo
12. Singer/Band? rce
13. Memory? as a kid playing lego star wars for hours on end
14. Book? Dive
This or that:
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly? invisibility
16. Cookies or Cake? cookies
17. Twitter or Facebook? twitter
18. Movies or Books? movies
19. Coke or Sprite? sprite
20. Blind or Deaf? blind
21. Tea or Coffee? coffee, ive never had tea
What’s your:
22. Age? 15
23. Sign? virgo
24. Height? 6 ft
25. Sexual orientation? straight
26. Shoe size? 13.5
27. Religion? Jesus
28. Longest relationship? 2 months
Opinion on:
29. Gay rights? all for them
30. Second chances? depends on the person and what they did
31. Long distance relationships? sure ehh maybe
32. Abortion? takes a life
33. The death penalty? takes a life
34. Marijuana? legalize it, but i wouldn’t do it
35. Love? it’ll happen eventually
Do you:
36. Believe in ghosts? no
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it? facing it
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed? open or else my cat scratches at it
39. Love someone? lots of people
40. Still watch cartoons? not really
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? not today
42. Like yourself? meh
Stars in the sky
all around, my vision is alight
with scenes of wonder and delight
to say i’m sad would be a lie
because i’m further down in a dark abyss, i’m further away from reality’s ties.
The ties they bind, the ties they hold
these imaginary strings, stories untold
pushing pulling prying pounding
the untold pressures of life abounding. the silence of loss rebounding
my once full heart, now stone-cold
my cold beatless heart nevermore proclaiming life
look, deep within and see what is missing
that freeformed puzzle piece
unwilling to conform to the peers that made it
unwilling to conform to the world so cruel
the hopeless world, this controlling world
the world so dark, so damned, so far from free
it hurts the innocent and exalts the wicked
it raises those who lack purity yet burdens those who stand with humility
yet i know the trail out from here
i know the path forthcoming
look up and see the starts around you
my emotions scattered, lost now found
marveling at their simplicity, marveling at their complexity
lost but never found in the wholeness
found, and always lost in childish joy
-end-
Elena and Ross over facebook messanger
the incredulous face i make whenever somebody says “Gary Johnson 2016!”
like just no i cant even
Ideas for school protest on grounds of physical education:
-introduction
health across country seems to be in a decline
17% under 18 obese, 33% under 18 overweight
but are the gym class policies fixing the problems?
-heart rate monitors
do not take into account gender height weight bmi race development
do not measure effort
are improperly maintained
-standards
finals standards unachievable
bonus minute standards insufficiant unless in peak physical shape
1350 minutes arbitrarily founded
-course
not enough time to actually earn 1350 minutes
not enough opportunity to earn 1350 minutes
-philosophy
students more motivated by grade than fitness
students have pe engrained negatively in their minds
teachers do not care about student success
-data
*gather data from 1 semester from ms. libbby*
-conclusion
clearly put in place without much thought
clearly nobody has the nerve to stand up and fix anything
what do you replace a fire with when you put it out? nothing.
